One day Jesus said to his disciples, the Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9. St Thomas looked very confused and asked St Peter, what does the teacher mean?âSt Peter replied, "Don't worry. It's just one of his another parabolas."â
Noah's Ark lands after The Flood and Noah releases all the animals, saying, "Go forth and multiply." Several months pass and Noah decides to check up on the animals. All are doing fine except a pair of snakes. "What's the problem?" asks Noah. "Cut down some trees and let us live there," say the snakes. Noah follows their advice. Several more weeks pass and Noah checks up on the snakes again. He sees lots of little snakes; everybody is happy. Noah says, "So tell me how the trees helped." "Certainly," reply the snakes. "We're adders, and we need logs to multiply."
An insane mathematician gets on the bus and starts threatening everybody. I'll integrate you! I'll differentiate you!!! Everybody gets scared and ran away. Only one lady stays. The guy comes up to her and says, "Aren't you scared? I'll integrate you! I'll differentiate you!! The lady calmly answers, "No I'm not scared, I'm e^x."â